Winters are the best time of the year, the snow-covered places, holidays and lots of fun with warmth and love. This is the most awaited season as it marks Christmas and New year. People, especially kids make lots of plans about how to celebrate the holidays but what if its unbelievably cold outside or you are stuck inside as it’s heavily snowed?
There’s got to be some winter jokes for kids to make the situation light and memorable. You will know that these jokes are fun to tell your children. Maybe, your kid enjoys good humour and makes people laugh by telling jokes. These jokes about winter are amazing for parents, teachers or anyone who is looking to rejoice the season with some laughs.
Below you will find some funny winter jokes for kids.
Q. Where does the snowman goes for a dance?
A. To the snowball.
Q. What is the place where the snowman keeps its money?
A. In the snowbank.
Q. What is the one difference between winter and an offended football player?
A. The first is cold out and the other is out cold.
Q. How to fright a snowman?
A. With a hair dryer.
Q. What the snowmen have for breakfast?
A. Some Frosted flakes.
Q. Why the snowman went to the doctor?
A. Because he was feeling chilled.
Q. What is the favourite drink of a snowman?
A. An iced cappuccino.
Q. How do the snowmen meet one another?
A. They meet by saying, “Have an ice day.”
Q. What’s the thing that falls in winter without getting hurt?
A. The snow!
Q. How does the penguin builds his house?
A. He igloos it together.
Q. What the snowman takes when he’s ailing?
A. He takes a Chill Pill.
Q. Why the boy kept his trumpet in the snow?
A. Just because he enjoyed cool music!
Q. What’s the thing that December has but other months don’t?
A. The alphabet D.
Q. How does Jack Frost reaches to work?
A. By an icicle.
Q. What is the thing which you can catch in winters even with closed eyes?
A. You can easily catch a cold!
Q. What does an Ig mean?
A. A snow house without the loo. (loo is a synonym for bathroom.)
Q. What should you look for, if the sun shines while it is snowing?
A. The snow bows.
Q. What career does Frosty wants to have?
A. To have a Snow business.
Q. How can you know if you had a snowman in your bed?
A. You end up waking wet!
Q. Why does Frosty has a carrot in his nose?
A. He forgot where the refrigerator was!
Q. What do women apply to their faces in winters?
A. The cold cream.
Q. Why are there no penguins in Britain?
A. Because they are afraid of the Wales.
Q. What was the reason that Walrus got late for the party?
A. Reason was that his iceberg ran into a ship.
Harry: Winter is here!
Jack: Then don’t answer the door!
Tim: Isn’t it great to have a job in the Arctic in winters?
Tim: Because the days get short and you only have to work 30 minutes a week.